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15 Apr 2024

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction, a pack of wolves was arrested for violating the new law prohibiting howling after 10 pm in public spaces.

09 Apr 2024

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a genie was reported to have granted three wishes but charged a platform fee before returning to his lamp.

01 Apr 2025

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a house became fed up with its constantly arguing inhabitants and left for good.

30 Aug 2024

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a sea was spotted buying bottled water from a supermarket.

20 Aug 2024

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a box was spotted in its office cabin thinking out of the box.

17 Apr 2024

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction four walls of a house were spotted sitting on a park bench, gossiping.

23 Mar 2024

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a hole was spotted jogging in a park. Reportedly, it ignited the old debate of providing a separate jogging track for holes in parks.

21 Sep 2023

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction the sky, who had been waiting for years for that very precise moment when absolutely no being was looking up at it, reportedly picked its nose.

14 May 2023

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction the year-end sale has seen an increase in footfalls of elephants in stores due to the heavily discounted tuskpaste.

03 May 2023

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a tax-paying earthworm was permanently relocated to another planet by the concerned authorities because of its written request to change its name.

17 Mar 2023

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a dictionary was reportedly heard using the phrase “for the lack of a better word” while talking to its fellow colleagues.

02 Mar 2023

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction llamas observed a day off in the honour of their renowned botanist Dr. Red Lips llama, who was known to have discovered the Betel Leaf plant.

09 Dec 2022

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a pleasant Monday morning was spotted with a camera at a beach, curiously awaiting the sunrise.

22 Nov 2022

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction door knobs continued their month-long strike against the inappropriate use of credit cards against them.

22 Sep 2022

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a mango tree was spotted bargaining with a fruit seller over the price of apples.

28 Jun 2022

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a chair got offended when no one in the room offered it a chair to sit.

28 April 2022

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a telephone was one of the promising contestants of a singing reality show until its voice started to crack.

6 Apr 2022

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a blanket pinned a poster of a flying carpet to its deskboard for inspiration.

11 Dec 2021

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a blank page was spotted getting inked in a local tattoo parlour.

21 Nov 2021

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a road was reported to be extremely excited of having enrolled itself in a driving school.

5 Mar 2021

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction an earthworm was spotted trying out sunglasses.

3 Dec 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a new planet was discovered. Supposedly some planetary scientists strongly believe that it holds the key to discovering who is Saturn engaged to.

11 Nov 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction Detective Herbert of Insect Detective Agency had succeeded in nabbing the very mosquito who had supposedly bitten his client.

5 Nov 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a family just moved in to their new house. Reportedly they had bought the house below its market value and were completely unaware of it being haunted.

31 Oct 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction the sight of an approaching maid with a duster in her hand supposedly made a carpet unroll itself and fly away.

29 Oct 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction the Angel of Death (AOD) spoke to God. AOD – I won’t be able to make it to work today. God – Why? AOD – My granny passed away.

25 Oct 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a gold fish created a big ruckus in one of the sea restaurants on not being offered a glass of water on arrival.

21 Oct 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction the worn-out coat that an orphan boy received as a gift from his recently dead grandfather was supposedly magical.

16 Oct 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a fire-breathing dragon was reported to have burnt his tongue while enjoying his soup.

10 Oct 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a lonely housewife decided to pursue her dream. She accepted her first case as a sleuth.

7 Oct 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a cleaner cupped his hand around his mouth and whispered in the ear of the statue he was cleaning, ‘Over.’

3 Oct 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction at midnight a village stood up, ensured that no one was watching, jumped and clicked its heels.

27 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a police commissioner had no choice but to call his detective friend and urge him to come out of retirement.

25 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction ankle watches were gaining popularity.

23 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a crocodile was asked by the swan sitting on its back, ‘Whose number are you dialing, Mr Croco-dial?’

22 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a river decided to take a break from running. It was seen eating a banana.

21 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a tree was seen taking a cab to an airport. Our sources say, it would return after a month-long vacation.

20 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a dying bird thought of doing a good deed. She was seen flying in the sky, offering luckiness.

19 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a sidekick was all set to avoid a hole by stepping beside it. But unfortunately at the last moment, the hole adjusted.

18 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction an injured elephant was said to be out of danger because of the timely donation of blood made by an ant.

17 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a vampire woke up again in the middle of his sleep. Our sources say, today as well he had a horrible daymare.

16 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a pigeon was reported to have delivered an important letter to his master. It was supposedly the pigeon’s resignation letter.

15 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction the 78543298556412th birthday of a witch was celebrated. It was reported that the Birthday Witch was extremely happy to be an adult now.

14 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a falling intelligence officer from a building’s terrace was saved by a housefly.

13 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction Time Traveller Version 568th was reported to be used by an individual without the consent of the inventor.

11 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a car was seen going on a highway all by itself while singing a jazz song.

10 Sep 2020

Breaking News: Somewhere in fiction a monster woke up and made himself a cup of strong cappuccino.

9 Sep 2020

Breaking Now: Somewhere in fiction a detective was spotted in a local market, searching for a fresh cauliflower.

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